Me 1:

Oh my God, I feel like DEATH today. Either I:

a.) Have the Flu

b.) Am alergic to "Black Friday"

c.) Am alergic to DirectTV

d.) Am alergic to BestBuy

e.) All of the above

I'm going with e.) Any veterinary students out there glad I didn't add f.) two of the above and g.) three of the above? ;)