BREAK. Like football players leaving a huddle, I am going out for a SMOKE BREAK with Dave, because he just texted me FROM DOWNSTAIRS. I've always HATED when people do that, but guess what?!?! It REALLY saves time when I'm in my "Fortress of Solitute" like freakin' SUPER-MAN over here! At my "command center". Where I feel like I could make every capital city fall at the same time with the push of a button, a la "Independence Day" style. ;)
So... BREAK! ((and GUESS WHAT?!? I'm taking my whole "Big Bag of Crazy" purse WITH me, because I don't know which one of the practically 10 boxes of cigarrettes I'm GOING TO WANT ONCE I'M OUTSIDE! GAHHHHH!!! Life is Great!!!
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