Me: What's that sound?
Dave: I think it's a crow in a bad mood.
Corissa: [Makes the sound] I get that. I KNOW that. I am so sick of trying to move mountains with a tiny spade... I think I need a sword.
(Lord of the Rings) "Your hands would know their old strength better, IF they grasped your SWORD."
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Hey Dave, do you have a sword I can borrow?
Dave: Any time you want. Just a sec...
Doing ANYTHING without proof of income is hard. But people aren't allowed to make allowances for the fact that I JUST left veterinary school for a year, and hence HAVE NO JOB.
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