Me 16:

Oh, and Johnathan On-A-Bike? If that is your real name. ;) I'm sorry we didn't get to drink coffee, smoke cigarettes, eat croissants, and look at some of my beautiful old children's books. That was the one thing I ACTUALLY wanted to do today, and other people actually DID take that away from me. Sorry, dude. Come visit me after I lock myself up in the loony bin? :)