The PERFECT SONG for RIGHT NOW?!? This:
Rod Stewart's "Maggie May". It is an utter and complete "Mrs. Robinson" situation, JUST LIKE THIS ONE. UNLIKE the proverbial Mrs. Robinson, HOWEVER, I am actually his same age, and am yet FORCED to try and teach him something about THE WORLD (and which he DOES NOT KNOW DESPITE HOW SMUGLY INTELLIGENT HE THINKS HIMSLEF TO BE), and am NOT NOT NOT trying to teach him about ME at all, in fact, and yet he insists upon taking my daughter on a DATE TO A TITTY BAR instead of being a GODDAMNED MAN about the situation. So THERE.
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