Thursday, September 22, 2011

Sparklepants Glitter McGee: An Introduction

People keep telling me that I shouldn't be happy right now. But they don't know how life affirming living through almost killing yourself is. With tons of help, I was able to make it through a mental breakdown and out the other side, and it turn out that LIFE is amazing, people! :)
So, as EVERY SINGLE PERSON in my life attempts to diagnose me (though NONE of these people is a Dr., and my Dr. says I'm fine, just happy for once in my life), I will ALSO take on multiple-personality disorder. THIS IS A REAL DISEASE, and I'm not making fun of it. But I am going to HAVE fun WITH it. ;)
Before I introduce Dr. McGee, I am going to have to explain the phrase "alter-ego".

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  1. Dr. Sparklepants G. McGee: YAY! I LOVE Freud. Even though he was a bit of a masogynist, his theories were usually correct! And really, I mean, what a ground-breaker! His definitions of the ID (or the IT, as I like to think of it), the ego, and the super-ego are so obviously correct, if one just digs around a bit in their own psyche...

    Me (The Super-Ego): Shut up. How can one manage to be irritatingly enthusiastic about FREUD? Well, I guess I can. With a capital I. :)

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  2. Figures, Sparklepants. I had to remove one of your comments ALREADY for "happiness inappropriate to your situation". ;)

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