Me 2:

Just when you think things are going well, the world takes you down a peg. Or five. I was at my Grandparents house being PROPERLY lectured by my Grandfather about the dangers of cigarettes, and looking PROPERLY ashamed...
When my Mother says she doesn't feel well, lays down on the couch, and promptly has a grand-maul seizure. :( And then, almost instantly gets her head stuck (while falling) between a gigantic old-person couch and chair in a bad position. One where the skin on her face went instantly chalk-white and her lyps cyanotic blue. The vet student in me was, like, "HOLY SHIT!?!?!" Knew that I had like, 10 seconds to correct THAT situation! :)
So I did! Sorry if I treated you like I would have a seizing dog, cat, and/or farm animal, Mom. But this vet school stuff is ALL I REALLY KNOW HOW TO DO! And yet, suprisingly effective!