Me 3:

My sister made some weird, crazy, awesome philly cheese-steak sandwich type stuff, but WITHOUT the bun... yeah, Laura, cause THAT'S the part of this equation that's gonna kill ya. ;) ANYWAY, just went back outside to find our ancient, crotchety, pestilential (in a plague-proportions kind of way) cat licking the enitre surface of said meal. Yaaaayyyyy... Kitty mouths, so DIRTY!