Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Me 1:

Ahhhh... Cigarettes and Coffee...
= The closest thing to sex I'M going to get today! Or tomorrow, or the next day, or... Sigh. I'd settle for a good kiss on the mouth right now!!!
Ah. I knew I was in there somewhere waiting to make a dirty and inappropriate joke! ;)

1 comment:

  1. But then again, cigarette AND coffee breath on a woman?!? ULTIMATELY GROSS AND UNATTRACTIVE!!! EWWW. ;)
    I am LITERALLY brushing my teeth RIGHT NOW!

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