God: Dude, Eve. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE. I'm frickin' God, okay? Seriously. So, not only did I make Heaven, Hell, the Waters of the Earth (so you can go swimming at your leasure before I bring any creepy dudes into the picture to spy on things), and the land you're STANDING on right now (because where in the world do you think you were hanging out before, if not in HELL)... but I decided to make you a SALAD, too. Because YOU'VE GOTTA BE GETTING KINDA HUNGRY OVER THERE, GIRL! So, now that that's over with, lets you and me just stand back and bask in my own awesomeness.
(God kinda had the hots for Eve).
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