God = Oh, yeah, and I made HEAVEN too. Just like that, "poof!", on the SECOND FREAKING DAY that I've been working on this thing, I make flippin' heaven and earth. Oh, and water too. Just the world's UNIVERSAL SOLVENT! No big deal. Yawn. What else should I do today? It's only, like, 1:00pm... I think that means it's "Miller Time"!
God, what a great guy. I totally sympathize with you. Being a goddess is tough work. That's why I have to smoke cigarettes right now; because I'd be PERFECT if I didn't. ;) And that might (understandably) upset you.
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